⛓️ $JAIL ⛓️

JailFi Introduction

Welcome to JailFi, our new feature designed to provide users with an innovative way to issue new assets and participate in our ecosystem.

By purchasing and burning a specific amount of Jail tokens ($JAIL), users can mint new assets, such as SBF (Sam Bankman-Fried).

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Purchase and Burn $JAIL
Users can mint new assets by purchasing $JAIL and burning a specific amount of tokens. For example, purchasing and burning 1,000,000 $JAIL will mint one SBF.

🤑 Rewards and LiquidityReward Pool (40%):
40% of the burned $JAIL tokens will be allocated to the staking reward pool for $JAIL/SBF.

🚀 Initial Liquidity (40%):
40% will be used to provide initial liquidity for the $JAIL/SBF trading pair.

🔥 Burn the rest (20%):
20% will be burned, creating a deflationary model to increase the scarcity and value of $JAIL.

Staking and Reward
Stake $JAIL/SBF to earn rewards. Rewards increase based on the length of time $SBF is staked, with longer staking periods yielding higher rewards.
To prevent excessive accumulation, the reward increase will follow an anti-linear rule, encouraging periodic withdrawal or reinvestment.

Rug with END
When SBF is released from "jail," all unwithdrawn liquidity from $JAIL will be "rugged" (forcibly withdrawn). These rugged $JAIL tokens will be equally distributed among all current $SBF holders.

Financial frauds ?!

Faruk Fatih Özer

September 7, 2023


The Turkish cryptocurrency drama! Faruk Fatih Özer, the 29-year-old crypto guru, and his two siblings landed themselves in a bit of a pickle. They've each been sentenced to a whopping 11,196 years behind bars for swindling investors out of millions.

Caroline Ellison
December 23, 2022
Saying Sam Bankman-Fried corrupted her values, found relief when truth came out!

Tokenomics

Julian Assange

So, here's the scoop on Julian Assange – the man, the myth, the WikiLeaks legend! Locked in a game of global hide-and-seek, this dude made headlines for dropping classified bombs like confetti. But hey, not everyone was clapping; some folks called him a hero, others a cyber-villain. Now he's chillin' in the Ecuadorian embassy, pulling a modern-day Rapunzel. Will he ever emerge to tell another tale? Stay tuned, folks!

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SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

Zero TAX
NO BS

Time to jump into the $JAIL token frenzy – the freshest MEME obsession for all you risk-takers out there! Dive into the excitement, claim your portion, and let's surf this crazy rollercoaster together. It's straightforward: $JAIL token equals legendary meme status. Let's get rolling!